Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*
Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*
Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*
Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”
Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”
(Source: po-rcela-in, via aviolentvixen)
- mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
- dumbledore: nah
- mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
- dumbledore: nah
- mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
- dumbledore: nah
- mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form
- dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
(via 5secondsofyoushuttingup)
sorting hat quizzes be like
How do you brush your teeth?
a) bravely
b) while making a sandwich
c) while reading a book
d) I’m a snake
(Source: deverified, via christybananas)
(Source: alirana101, via aviolentvixen)
![kateoplis:
““There are not too many people with an opinion I care for.”
“I’m not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn’t care less about their opinion.”
“I don’t believe in [stress]. It’s a job, one should not become hysterical.”
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“There are not too many people with an opinion I care for.”
“I’m not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn’t care less about their opinion.”
“I don’t believe in [stress]. It’s a job, one should not become hysterical.”
“I don’t take ideas from my own past. Sometimes I see things [and say], “Oh, it’s not that bad.” And people tell me, “You did that 20 or 30 years ago.” Maybe — I forgot. As long as you’re in the business, you must not think about your own work. In Germany, they made a huge exhibition of everything I did, Fendi, Chanel, Lagerfeld, Chloé and all that. I’m not even going to the show. I don’t care.”
“There’s no history. I don’t even have archives, myself. I keep nothing. What I like is to do — not the fact that I did. It doesn’t excite me at all.”
Kelly Ripa speaking the truth (and Meryl Streep blushing about it)
“No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to be yourself and I think I’m doing something to break the double standard that has been created over the years.”
whether you like her as a person/an artist or not, one just HAS TO admit that she’s absolutely right about this
(via yougotta-swim)
TDS, February 11, 2015
Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
(via christybananas)
the same people who critique Beyoncé for having multiple writers on her album probably think that art is a process of solitary confinement where the artist traps themselves in a lonely dark room and doesn’t ask anyone for critiques, edits, etc in order to better themselves like if you really think art is such a solitary process you have the game entirely fucked up
(Source: korra, via randall-boggs)
